This one is only for my Mexican peeps!
If you can run, ride a llegua, and play futbol all
while wearing chanclas,
If your late tio left you a van and you turned it
into a taco vending business,
Yes you're a Mexican.
If you have ever hurt yourself and your mamasita
rubbed the area while chanting, "Sana, Sana, Colita de rana....."
You're Mexican, big time!!!
If you have your last name in old English lettering
anywhere on your car, truck, or tattooed on your back.
Yes, You ARE a Mexian. (proud one too).
If you refer to your wife as; your ruca, your hina,
your wifey, your old lady, or your vieja. guess what?
you're a Californian born Mexican.
If you throw a "Grito" every time you hear Vicente Fernandez,
Then not only are you a Mexican,
but you are a drunk Mexican.
If you have ever been pinched in church and been told "pobrecito de
ti si lloras" or "Bas a ver orita que salgamos." This has happened
to every good Mexican, and yes your definately a Mexican.
If you grew up scared of someone called La Llorona, or
fear the dark because of El CuCuy!
Si te persinas with a lotto ticket in your hand before
every drawing. your in the Mexican Zone!!!
If you ask for something by "dame esa chingadera"
instead of calling it by its name.
If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys" or
pizza as "picxa"
you're a Mexican.
If you use manteca instead of vegetable oil and
can't figure out why your butt is getting bigger...
you might be a Mexican.
If you have some tias that dress up in their prom
dresses to go to your birthday party at "el parque"
you are a Mexican.
If your tias and abuela dress up in their sunday
best, nylon, heels and all to go to the "Remate."
Then yes you are a Mexican.
If most of the houses on your block are painted bright
pink, mint green, and purple.
If you use the bushes in front of your house, the
fence, or the top of an old car to dry laundry.
Yes your a Mexican.
If you're sick and your mamasita rubs "Bicks" (vicks)
into your nostrils and gives you "jugo de sebolla"
with sugar, (grandma's recipe) to help relieve your
symptoms, Damn!! you're Mexican.
IF YOU DON'T NEED ANY EXPLANATIONS FOR ANY OF THE
ABOVE, YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE A TRUE MEXICAN. VIVA LA
RAZA!!! You know your laughing your head off cuz it's true,
all meant in fun, dont get all "doloridos" and pass
it on so another Mexican can laugh too!
(just charing if you dont like it well,cool its all good just dont hate!!)Deejay Raare(Que viva la Raza)