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    ...goes to Bad Boys II.

    GOD! [img]graemlins/puke.gif[/img]

    the worst two hours waisted of my life in 2003! [img]graemlins/puke.gif[/img]

    and I liked the first one a lot too, so I was looking forward to it... [img]graemlins/puke.gif[/img]

    DO NOT RENT THIS GARBAGE!!!! (except the Martin fans-if you like him, you'll love this garbage. See if you can count how many times they bug their eyes out-after the first half hour, we counted at least 20-25) [img]graemlins/puke.gif[/img]

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    "Honey" takes a close second...

    It felt like an after-school special.

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    Glitter with Mariah Carey.
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    yay!

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    Originally posted by Beatdown:
    ...goes to Bad Boys II.

    GOD! [img]graemlins/puke.gif[/img]

    the worst two hours waisted of my life in 2003! [img]graemlins/puke.gif[/img]

    and I liked the first one a lot too, so I was looking forward to it... [img]graemlins/puke.gif[/img]

    DO NOT RENT THIS GARBAGE!!!! (except the Martin fans-if you like him, you'll love this garbage. See if you can count how many times they bug their eyes out-after the first half hour, we counted at least 20-25) [img]graemlins/puke.gif[/img]

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    yeah, i was sorely dissappointed. especially since so many people were raving about it. i'm not a ML fan, so i'm not surprised, but i thought it was really awful.

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    and this caught me completely off guard because I liked the first one so much. I just knew this one would at least be good for the action if the plot was wack, but the action was pointless! [img]graemlins/cool_shades.gif[/img]
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    Sofia is fine but all these beautiful people couldnt save this movie.

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    Right on, A dub... [img]graemlins/cool_shades.gif[/img]
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    Was Bringing Down The House released in 02 or 03?

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    I think '03, but that wasn't as bad as Bad Boys II. (at least in my opinion) At least we got to see:

    A) Queen Latifah dish out a royal beatdown
    B) Queen Latifah's fine self, period.

    that movie was bad though...the club dance scene alone was enough for a rebate on money spent to rent that crap. [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

    Hmmmm...I'm surprised no one mentioned Gigli yet...

    I asked our video store clerk how many times it's been rented, and he said Gigli is beating all the other new releases (even more than X2 and Pirates of the Carribean! ) It seems that everyone wants to see just how bad it is, so they can't keep it on the shelves because it is going so fast. [img]graemlins/cool_shades.gif[/img]
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    Got a chance to see a couple of four finger stinkers this weekend. Saw Charlie's Angels and Solaris. Charlie's Angels was one of the worst cinematic trainwrecks i have ever seen. Not even (walking orgasm) Lucy Liu's godess like presence could save this absolute shit fest [img]graemlins/puke.gif[/img]

    Then there was Solaris (the remake) WTF did I do to deserve to have this pretentious wannabe ground breaking movie inflicted on me? Jesus tap-dancin' Christ she is not your wife, she's a f***in' alien [img]mad1.gif[/img] what a terrible, terrible film.

    Also anything with Nicole Kidman. God do I hate her. She is so pale and boring. She looks must have died in 1995. She is pompous pretentious and really thinks she is a good actress. Maybe because everyone tells her she is. If God cares about movies...please no more Nicole Kidman movies
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    Speed, i gotta give you dap for everything you said...I agree with you 100%.

    Especially about Lucy Liu-petite is not my thang, but dayum her, Lucy Lawless and Chyna can feel free to kick my ass anytime... [img]graemlins/cool_shades.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by spdracer555:
    . Saw Charlie's Angels and Solaris. Charlie's Angels was one of the worst cinematic trainwrecks i have ever seen. Not even (walking orgasm) Lucy Liu's godess like presence could save this absolute shit fest [img]graemlins/puke.gif[/img]
    omg! lucy liu, so hot. i went to the first charlies angels, boyfriend in tow, opening day .. and made him see it a second time with me a few weeks later - shes so on my 'ggrrr girls' list

    hadnt seen the second one, that sux it's so bad ... i dug the girls that i find 'grrr'in latex / girls kick ass thing ;)

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    It was nice, I liked it. The chase scene on the expressway was worth the price of admission.

    I'm sure there was another film that should be considered the worst. I hear Solaris sucked ass.
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    yeah Solaris was shit. There was a few rotten apples this year. saw 2 fast 2 furious for about 2 minutes. WTF was that? ludacriss/tyrese/ whiteboy/ racing asian street cars. it was like the rainbow coalition meets nascar meets world's fastest car chases. [img]AR15firing.gif[/img]
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    Nothing beats the horrible
    28 Days Later!

    Stunk, Hated it - worse adaptation of a horror flick! [img]graemlins/jpshakehead.gif[/img]
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    Kara, Charlie's Angels II was actually better than part 1-luckily they cut down on the scenes with them doing dance numbers:noshake:. (talk about stiff with no sense of beat!)

    But I have to disagree with y'all on 2 Fast 2 Furious. That is actually my FAVORITE movie of '03, because it is the funniest movie I have seen this year. Tyrese's hopelessly bad performance in that movie was the funniest shit I have seen all year. [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

    The simple fact that he couldn't even say the word "bro" (brah, breah, brah, bref, brea, and at least 30 different other ways) keeps me in stitches everytime I watch it. I laugh so hard, I always end up having to turn it off 1/2 way in. Hilarious! [img]graemlins/cool_shades.gif[/img]
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    Wasn't Gigli released 03? It was terrible.

    And Charlie's Angels 2 was much worse than 1.
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    Can't get worse in '03 than Head of State.

    Worst movie of all time, though:

    Yes, it was The Last Dragon, but Sure 'Nuff is one of the most cult figure characters of alltime.
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