MY DAY IN DHP PRISON.......

**JMJ** · 08-20-2003, 12:30 PM

As most of probably know, I finally reached DIAMOND member status, for which I SHOULD have received some sort of DHP Lifetime Achievement Award, especially for being the first DIAMOND member NOT named Jamie. Instead, I was promptly sent to DHP Prison for a day, thanks to Albert Diaz, a sniveling little snitch. I'm fully aware of all of the plotting and scheming going on around here (GMAN & TORIN), and I will get even. I enjoyed the monkey photos provided by Martin Red and 6:23 [img]graemlins/spanka.gif[/img] After looking at myself naked in the mirror for 6 1/2 hours yesterday, I now see the resmblence, and I've learned a new trick with my foot..... ;) I will now give the DHP community an opportunity to properly welcome me into the DIAMOND LIFE. Please begin the groveling now. I am back, and I have spoken.........JMJ
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[ August 20, 2003, 01:30 PM: Message edited by: JMJ ]

**JoeB** · 08-20-2003, 12:31 PM

GET A ****ING LIFE!!!! [img]graemlins/acclaim.gif[/img]

**Jamie 3:26** · 08-20-2003, 12:32 PM

You still in the club,because ya name begins with J. [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

Welcome to the life [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

mdpm99 · 08-20-2003, 12:33 PM

Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.

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**JMJ** · 08-20-2003, 12:33 PM

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
You still in the club,because ya name begins with J. [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

Welcome to the life [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

I knew you were gonna say that. I'm clairvoyant......JMJ ;)

MC · 08-20-2003, 12:37 PM

Quit posting dude!! [img]graemlins/grinyes.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

**JMJ** · 08-20-2003, 12:39 PM

Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Quit posting dude!! [img]graemlins/grinyes.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

You do want me to send you a CD, don't you???? The CD is ready. TAKE IT BACK NOW!!!.......JMJ [img]AR15firing.gif[/img]

**And** · 08-20-2003, 12:47 PM

Oh shizzle ... the diamond monkey is back for revenge.

I'm skurrred ... somebody hold me. [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

AD · 08-20-2003, 02:05 PM

Oh please! [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img] You need to get a can of "Act Right." Did Bubba your DHP buddy treat you right? [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img]

MC · 08-20-2003, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Quit posting dude!! [img]graemlins/grinyes.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

You do want me to send you a CD, don't you???? The CD is ready. TAKE IT BACK NOW!!!.......JMJ [img]AR15firing.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]Dude....? Alright you win!

**Hello Kitty** · 08-20-2003, 02:21 PM

[img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

AD · 08-20-2003, 02:23 PM

Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Quit posting dude!! [img]graemlins/grinyes.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

You do want me to send you a CD, don't you???? The CD is ready. TAKE IT BACK NOW!!!.......JMJ [img]AR15firing.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]Dude....? Alright you win!
[/QUOTE]Show some balls you, weakling! Damn you're a pussy! Can't you tell he's still in shock from his day behind the DHP gray bar motel? Something tells me he made a new friend while he was in there. [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img] [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img]

MC · 08-20-2003, 02:34 PM

Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Quit posting dude!! [img]graemlins/grinyes.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

You do want me to send you a CD, don't you???? The CD is ready. TAKE IT BACK NOW!!!.......JMJ [img]AR15firing.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]Dude....? Alright you win!
[/QUOTE]Show some balls you, weakling! Damn you're a pussy! Can't you tell he's still in shock from his day behind the DHP gray bar motel? Something tells me he made a new friend while he was in there. [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img] [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]Albert shud up

**beaniboy67** · 08-20-2003, 02:36 PM

WB JMJ! couldnt help digging you man i new you couldnt reply but it was Alberts idea lol!! [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

AD · 08-20-2003, 02:49 PM

Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Quit posting dude!! [img]graemlins/grinyes.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

You do want me to send you a CD, don't you???? The CD is ready. TAKE IT BACK NOW!!!.......JMJ [img]AR15firing.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]Dude....? Alright you win!
[/QUOTE]Show some balls you, weakling! Damn you're a pussy! Can't you tell he's still in shock from his day behind the DHP gray bar motel? Something tells me he made a new friend while he was in there. [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img] [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]Albert shud up [/QUOTE]Lil beeotch, don't hate!

MC · 08-20-2003, 02:56 PM

Let's do dis biatch!!

AD · 08-20-2003, 02:58 PM

Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Let's do dis biatch!!

Awwwww sheeyat! It's on like Donkey Kong. Do you need another ass kicking like I'm giving one to the rest of you guys in the Blue Balls League? Betta recognize!

**And** · 08-20-2003, 03:02 PM

Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Let's do dis biatch!!

Awwwww sheeyat! It's on like Donkey Kong. Do you need another ass kicking like I'm giving one to the rest of you guys in the Blue Balls League? Betta recognize!
[/QUOTE]so you're admitting you're King of the Blue balls?

AD · 08-20-2003, 03:05 PM

Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Let's do dis biatch!!

Awwwww sheeyat! It's on like Donkey Kong. Do you need another ass kicking like I'm giving one to the rest of you guys in the Blue Balls League? Betta recognize!
[/QUOTE]so you're admitting you're King of the Blue balls? [/QUOTE]Unfortunately, yes. [img]graemlins/conf44.gif[/img]

**Jamie 3:26** · 08-20-2003, 03:07 PM

Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Let's do dis biatch!!

Awwwww sheeyat! It's on like Donkey Kong. Do you need another ass kicking like I'm giving one to the rest of you guys in the Blue Balls League? Betta recognize!

[/QUOTE]so you're admitting you're King of the Blue balls? [/QUOTE]Unfortunately, yes. [img]graemlins/conf44.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]Not with strong wrists like you have AD. [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

AD · 08-20-2003, 03:10 PM

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Let's do dis biatch!!

Awwwww sheeyat! It's on like Donkey Kong. Do you need another ass kicking like I'm giving one to the rest of you guys in the Blue Balls League? Betta recognize!

[/QUOTE]so you're admitting you're King of the Blue balls? [/QUOTE]Unfortunately, yes. [img]graemlins/conf44.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]Not with strong wrists like you have AD. [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]And you know this, maaaaaaaaaaaaan.

**Mack-Williams** · 08-20-2003, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Let's do dis biatch!!

Awwwww sheeyat! It's on like Donkey Kong. Do you need another ass kicking like I'm giving one to the rest of you guys in the Blue Balls League? Betta recognize!

[/QUOTE]so you're admitting you're King of the Blue balls? [/QUOTE]Unfortunately, yes. [img]graemlins/conf44.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]Not with strong wrists like you have AD. [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]Hitting balls 500 feet out the park. [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

**JUCI_J** · 08-20-2003, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
As most of probably know, I finally reached DIAMOND member status, for which I SHOULD have received some sort of DHP Lifetime Achievement Award, especially for being the first DIAMOND member NOT named Jamie. Instead, I was promptly sent to DHP Prison for a day, thanks to Albert Diaz, a sniveling little snitch. I'm fully aware of all of the plotting and scheming going on around here (GMAN & TORIN), and I will get even. I enjoyed the monkey photos provided by Martin Red and 6:23 [img]graemlins/spanka.gif[/img] After looking at myself naked in the mirror for 6 1/2 hours yesterday, I now see the resmblence, and I've learned a new trick with my foot..... ;) I will now give the DHP community an opportunity to properly welcome me into the DIAMOND LIFE. Please begin the groveling now. I am back, and I have spoken.........JMJ
[img]biggrinangel.gif[/img]

Who would have ever thought U would be worth anything? CONGRATS!!!!! [img]graemlins/remybussi.gif[/img]

**JMJ** · 08-20-2003, 03:15 PM

Originally posted by JUCI_J:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
As most of probably know, I finally reached DIAMOND member status, for which I SHOULD have received some sort of DHP Lifetime Achievement Award, especially for being the first DIAMOND member NOT named Jamie. Instead, I was promptly sent to DHP Prison for a day, thanks to Albert Diaz, a sniveling little snitch. I'm fully aware of all of the plotting and scheming going on around here (GMAN & TORIN), and I will get even. I enjoyed the monkey photos provided by Martin Red and 6:23 [img]graemlins/spanka.gif[/img] After looking at myself naked in the mirror for 6 1/2 hours yesterday, I now see the resmblence, and I've learned a new trick with my foot..... ;) I will now give the DHP community an opportunity to properly welcome me into the DIAMOND LIFE. Please begin the groveling now. I am back, and I have spoken.........JMJ
[img]biggrinangel.gif[/img]

Who would have ever thought U would be worth anything? CONGRATS!!!!! [img]graemlins/remybussi.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]I resemble that remark.......JMJ ;)

**JMJ** · 08-20-2003, 03:16 PM

Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Let's do dis biatch!!

Awwwww sheeyat! It's on like Donkey Kong. Do you need another ass kicking like I'm giving one to the rest of you guys in the Blue Balls League? Betta recognize!
[/QUOTE]Stop jacking my thread, you little whining snitch......JMJ [img]AR15firing.gif[/img]

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