...in that very strange and strained point in a long-term, monoto... er, monogamous relationship where you know that it's over, but you're just trying to find a place to live, AND you're sigo's birthday was coming up, but you're really not even speaking -- in fact, you can barely stand to breathe the same air, but you are still living in the same house and sleeping in the same (only) bed, would you get that individual a birthday present?

I was thinking of getting a large box and consecutively smaller boxes tightly sealed and wrapped. Inside the last box would be a card that says "One hard way to go."

Would that be wrong?