You read it right.
I went to O'Hare to pick up KBig on Thursday night. Her flight was delayed 2 1/2 hours, but good communication avoided any confusion.
So I'm waiting down in the baggage claim area for KBig. She finally makes it down there and we meet after I yell "EDNA!!!!" very loudly so that everybody would look at the girl with the funny name. The overwhelming look of lust in her eyes was obvious but I played it off. Then again it might've just been eye boogers.
So we go to "attempt" to find her bags to no avail. WE HAVE A PROBLEM. So we go to the unclaimed baggage area where I tried to change the subject to keep her from exploding. The conversation ran the gamut, from bad toupees to guys that wear all pink. Riveting.......
Meanwhile, the complaint line isn't getting any shorter because these two old fucks aren't getting the "you're fucked" message from the lady behind the counter, so I start yelling "GET OUT!!" repeatedly while keeping a straight face. I think at his point KBig realizes she's asked the wrong person to pick her up, but I warned her ahead of time........
After FINALLY getting the baggage issue resolved, it's time to get out of the airport and find my car. An adventure in itself because I don't exactly remember the way out. We finally find the elevator and hop on. I remembered I was parked on the 3rd Level but jumped out on 1. Don't ask me why, I just did, realized I made a mistake and told KBig to grab the elevator before it closes.......
For some odd reason, she backs into the elevator door to keep it from closing. All of a sudden she's yelling, "I'M STUCK!! I'M STUCK!!". I look, and HER ASS IS STUCK IN THE DOOR!!! Craziest thing I ever saw, and naturally I start laughing. Meanwhile, there's a guy IN THE ELEVATOR, and all he sees is ASS! KBig is yelling for the guy to press the button to open the door, and he's too busy looking at her ass caught in the door to move. Finally he snaps out of it and opens the door. I walk in and said to him, "I know you wanted to laugh, didn't you???" Too bad there wasn't a video camera to catch the action from both inside and outside the elevator. That would've made for great TV. Meanwhile KBig is mad at the guy for not opening the door quick enough, me for laughing, and is embarrassed because the elevator at O'hare almost ate her ass. True story.......JMJ [img]graemlins/rofl5.gif[/img]
[ July 06, 2004, 11:47 AM: Message edited by: JMJ ]
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