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    You read it right.

    I went to O'Hare to pick up KBig on Thursday night. Her flight was delayed 2 1/2 hours, but good communication avoided any confusion.

    So I'm waiting down in the baggage claim area for KBig. She finally makes it down there and we meet after I yell "EDNA!!!!" very loudly so that everybody would look at the girl with the funny name. The overwhelming look of lust in her eyes was obvious but I played it off. Then again it might've just been eye boogers.

    So we go to "attempt" to find her bags to no avail. WE HAVE A PROBLEM. So we go to the unclaimed baggage area where I tried to change the subject to keep her from exploding. The conversation ran the gamut, from bad toupees to guys that wear all pink. Riveting.......

    Meanwhile, the complaint line isn't getting any shorter because these two old fucks aren't getting the "you're fucked" message from the lady behind the counter, so I start yelling "GET OUT!!" repeatedly while keeping a straight face. I think at his point KBig realizes she's asked the wrong person to pick her up, but I warned her ahead of time........

    After FINALLY getting the baggage issue resolved, it's time to get out of the airport and find my car. An adventure in itself because I don't exactly remember the way out. We finally find the elevator and hop on. I remembered I was parked on the 3rd Level but jumped out on 1. Don't ask me why, I just did, realized I made a mistake and told KBig to grab the elevator before it closes.......

    For some odd reason, she backs into the elevator door to keep it from closing. All of a sudden she's yelling, "I'M STUCK!! I'M STUCK!!". I look, and HER ASS IS STUCK IN THE DOOR!!! Craziest thing I ever saw, and naturally I start laughing. Meanwhile, there's a guy IN THE ELEVATOR, and all he sees is ASS! KBig is yelling for the guy to press the button to open the door, and he's too busy looking at her ass caught in the door to move. Finally he snaps out of it and opens the door. I walk in and said to him, "I know you wanted to laugh, didn't you???" Too bad there wasn't a video camera to catch the action from both inside and outside the elevator. That would've made for great TV. Meanwhile KBig is mad at the guy for not opening the door quick enough, me for laughing, and is embarrassed because the elevator at O'hare almost ate her ass. True story.......JMJ [img]graemlins/rofl5.gif[/img]

    [ July 06, 2004, 11:47 AM: Message edited by: JMJ ]
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    [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

    funny thing is I thought Kbig was a man [img]graemlins/conf44.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/all_coholic.gif[/img]

    My bad and I apologise to you Kbig

    funny story though

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    your a crazyman JMJ I love this story.. [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by likewater:
    your a crazyman JMJ I love this story.. [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]
    It really was one of those "you had to be there" moments. The story doesn't do it justice......JMJ [img]graemlins/biglaugha.gif[/img]
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    [img]graemlins/rofl5.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/all_coholic.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by JMJ:
    Meanwhile, there's a guy IN THE ELEVATOR, and all he sees is ASS!
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    Originally posted by JMJ:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by likewater:
    your a crazyman JMJ I love this story.. [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]
    It really was one of those "you had to be there" moments. The story doesn't do it justice......JMJ [img]graemlins/biglaugha.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]When I read it I saw it all in my head and all I can do is laugh, and I can see the look on the mans face who was standing inside the elevator Pricless story.. [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img]

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    AAAAAAAAAAAHahahahahah

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    Dayum!!! She lucky he (guy in elevator) didn't smack it, flip it, rub it down!!! Cuz..we know out hea...she gotz mad junk in that trunk!! Good Gawd! [img]graemlins/grinyes.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by 1SmoothDj:
    Dayum!!! She lucky he (guy in elevator) didn't smack it, flip it, rub it down!!! Cuz..we know out hea...she gotz mad junk in that trunk!! Good Gawd! [img]graemlins/grinyes.gif[/img]

    [img]graemlins/rofl5.gif[/img]
    I don't think he ever saw anything quite like that before. He wouldn't have known where to start......JMJ [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by JMJ:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 1SmoothDj:
    Dayum!!! She lucky he (guy in elevator) didn't smack it, flip it, rub it down!!! Cuz..we know out hea...she gotz mad junk in that trunk!! Good Gawd! [img]graemlins/grinyes.gif[/img]

    [img]graemlins/rofl5.gif[/img]
    I don't think he ever saw anything quite like that before. He wouldn't have known where to start......JMJ [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]What a way to start off a weekend!! [img]graemlins/jpshakehead.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugha.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by 1SmoothDj:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 1SmoothDj:
    Dayum!!! She lucky he (guy in elevator) didn't smack it, flip it, rub it down!!! Cuz..we know out hea...she gotz mad junk in that trunk!! Good Gawd! [img]graemlins/grinyes.gif[/img]

    [img]graemlins/rofl5.gif[/img]
    I don't think he ever saw anything quite like that before. He wouldn't have known where to start......JMJ [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]What a way to start off a weekend!! [img]graemlins/jpshakehead.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugha.gif[/img]

    Marv
    </font>[/QUOTE]It was a really funny way to start the weekend. We had planned on going out for dinner and drinks, but seeing as how we didn't get out of the airport until 9:30pm, we decided to get something quick because we still had to get KBig and her injured butt checked in at her hotel before we went out to Tini Martini. So I asked her if she liked Polish sausage, to which she starts laughing hysterically. I yold ya she had lust in her eyes, but I played it off because I was hungry. So I took her down to Jim's for a Polish. I prepped her on the place before we got there, and sure enough I had a beggar to the right of me and some dude selling porno DVD's to the left of me while I ordered our food. I politely declined the porno DVD offer.......JMJ ;)

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    You getting caught in the rain. Kbig getting caught in an elevator... BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH... [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img] Whats really going on???

    [ July 06, 2004, 02:47 PM: Message edited by: BHouse ]
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    Originally posted by BHouse:
    You getting caught in the rain. Kbig getting caught in an elevator... BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH... [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img] Whats really going on???
    I didn't get caught. You and your girl were watching me pee. I certainly wasn't hiding.......JMJ :D
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    Originally posted by JMJ:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by BHouse:
    You getting caught in the rain. Kbig getting caught in an elevator... BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH... [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img] Whats really going on???
    I didn't get caught. You and your girl were watching me pee. I certainly wasn't hiding.......JMJ :D </font>[/QUOTE]

    [ July 06, 2004, 02:53 PM: Message edited by: BHouse ]
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    Originally posted by BHouse:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by BHouse:
    You getting caught in the rain. Kbig getting caught in an elevator... BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH... [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img] Whats really going on???
    I didn't get caught. You and your girl were watching me pee. I certainly wasn't hiding.......JMJ :D </font>[/QUOTE] </font>[/QUOTE]

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    JMJ...you damm drama Queen,,,LOL [img]graemlins/all_coholic.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by sammyrock:
    JMJ...you damm drama Queen,,,LOL [img]graemlins/all_coholic.gif[/img]
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    I bet that was one happy elevator... [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by DJ RON C:
    I bet that was one happy elevator... [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img]
    There were only 3 of us in the elevator. I was laughing so hard I was almost crying, the dude that caught the ass-shot from inside the elevator wanted to laugh but was afraid to, and KBig stood there in disbelief, rubbing her sore mangled ass. 3rd level please......JMJ [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]
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    Chinese medicine for getting ass caught in elevator, or for having to watch someone with "ass caught in elevator"...
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    Originally posted by Chip_E:
    Chinese medicine for getting ass caught in elevator, or for having to watch someone with "ass caught in elevator"...
    Tsing Tao!

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    Originally posted by Chip_E:
    Chinese medicine for getting ass caught in elevator, or for having to watch someone with "ass caught in elevator"...
    Tsing Tao!

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