Who are the worse psychos..men or women?

[liL Ray]

any good psycho stories out there? You know the "oh, we can kick, I won't trip" and then they show up on your front step when you are taking the wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend to work.

let's have them...extra points for the married folks psycho stories...

I know ritchierich got some.

[ August 13, 2004, 01:25 PM: Message edited by: liL Ray ]

[KBig]

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[likewater]

even internet psychos.. [img]graemlins/rofl5.gif[/img]

[Jamie 3:26]

I still see a few of my old freaks out at parties...Lookin' all crazy and shit,smilin',all while I'm with my wife.That shit ain't cool.Then when I'm alone,they want to talk and shit.

Some of these chicks I have not touched in years and they still looking at me with lust in their eyes,or it may craziness.

I did have one chick I used to mess around with hit me on AIM.She got my info from DHP.Hitting me up asking for head.Just wanted to get,not give in return.Her ass was still crazy.I had not dealt with her for damn near 10 years.

Sometimes I get hit with some crazy ass e-mails via DHP.Must be the music....

[richierich]

Fuck you man...bwahahahaha but yeah..to the point where I was scared to come down my own block..... I had to end this relationship....The first time that I went to her crib..she had these BIG ass pictures of me all over her walls..I'm like..WTF!!! When I ended it she had started leaving these sick ass messages on my pager..like 10 times a day..no exaggeration...And then a month or two would go by and the shit would start up again..It got to the point where when I saw her number in my pager I would damn near shit my pants....Then she stared waiting for me outside my crib in her car and she would be looking all tranquil and serene like she had found some damn inner peace and was gonna kill both of us..Iwas actually starting to be fearful of her.....The one time that I threatened to beat her ass..she just laughed her ass off...TALK ABOUT WIERD!!

[liL Ray]

Originally posted by Jamie 3:26:
I still see a few of my old freaks out at parties...Lookin' all crazy and shit,smilin',all while I'm with my wife.That shit ain't cool.Then when I'm alone,they want to talk and shit.

Some of these chicks I have not touched in years and they still looking at me with lust in their eyes,or it may craziness.

I did have one chick I used to mess around with hit me on AIM.She got my info from DHP.Hitting me up asking for head.Just wanted to get,not give in return.Her ass was still crazy.I had not dealt with her for damn near 10 years.

Sometimes I get hit with some crazy ass e-mails via DHP.Must be the music....

I love the ones who, everytime they see you, they "sooo, how's the wife" like you're gonna say "she's crazy, worse thing I ever did, I'm leaving"...those are the straight psychos...

[Jamie 3:26]

Originally posted by liL Ray:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jamie 3:26:
I still see a few of my old freaks out at parties...Lookin' all crazy and shit,smilin',all while I'm with my wife.That shit ain't cool.Then when I'm alone,they want to talk and shit.

Some of these chicks I have not touched in years and they still looking at me with lust in their eyes,or it may craziness.

I did have one chick I used to mess around with hit me on AIM.She got my info from DHP.Hitting me up asking for head.Just wanted to get,not give in return.Her ass was still crazy.I had not dealt with her for damn near 10 years.

Sometimes I get hit with some crazy ass e-mails via DHP.Must be the music....

I love the ones who, everytime they see you, they "sooo, how's the wife" like you're gonna say "she's crazy, worse thing I ever did, I'm leaving"...those are the straight psychos... </font>[/QUOTE]Yup,they are diasters waiting to happen.Just say,"Wanna fuck??" and watch dem come. [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img]

10 years ago,I would have fucked them senseless and then had to deal with drama afterwards.I know better now.

[Brut by Faberge]

i ain't tellin no stories about me [img]mad1.gif[/img]

[liL Ray]

Originally posted by richierich:
Fuck you man...bwahahahaha but yeah..to the point where I was scared to come down my own block..... I had to end this relationship....The first time that I went to her crib..she had these BIG ass pictures of me all over her walls..I'm like..WTF!!! When I ended it she had started leaving these sick ass messages on my pager..like 10 times a day..no exaggeration...And then a month or two would go by and the shit would start up again..It got to the point where when I saw her number in my pager I would damn near shit my pants....Then she stared waiting for me outside my crib in her car and she would be looking all tranquil and serene like she had found some damn inner peace and was gonna kill both of us..Iwas actually starting to be fearful of her.....The one time that I threatened to beat her ass..she just laughed her ass off...TALK ABOUT WIERD!!

damn!!! that's what happen when you hit it like it's the last piece you are ever gonna get. next time, mediocrity should be the word of the day....hahahahahahaha

[liL Ray]

Originally posted by birdhouse:
i ain't tellin no stories about me [img]mad1.gif[/img]

pretty please?

[Jamie 3:26]

Originally posted by richierich:
Fuck you man...bwahahahaha but yeah..to the point where I was scared to come down my own block..... I had to end this relationship....The first time that I went to her crib..she had these BIG ass pictures of me all over her walls..I'm like..WTF!!! When I ended it she had started leaving these sick ass messages on my pager..like 10 times a day..no exaggeration...And then a month or two would go by and the shit would start up again..It got to the point where when I saw her number in my pager I would damn near shit my pants....Then she stared waiting for me outside my crib in her car and she would be looking all tranquil and serene like she had found some damn inner peace and was gonna kill both of us..Iwas actually starting to be fearful of her.....The one time that I threatened to beat her ass..she just laughed her ass off...TALK ABOUT WIERD!!

Rich,you had a winner bruh.Damn,big ass pictures on the wall.

"Play misty for me..."

[richierich]

Best head I ever had in my life though....Damn!!

[Jamie 3:26]

Originally posted by richierich:
Best head I ever had in my life though....Damn!!

The crazy ones usually lay it on the line like Leroy Burgess. [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img]

[statuskuo]

psycho bitches can almost fuck the taste out of your mouth.

[DaveR]

WOMEN ... I got mucho, much, many stories ... [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] ...

Most recently, this woman asks me to dinner - I say "Na, tonight I gotta prepare for this upcoming wknd gig, but she's welcome to roll through my crib later for drinks" ...

She's pissed, and tells me she'll just go to dinner with some other dude ... I'm like "Cool, see you afterwards" [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] ... so later, she flows to my house, tells me to come downstairs with a few brews, and we'll go for a ride ...

MISTAKE ...

Homegirl peels out of my place in her Z3 like Jeff Gordon, rollin 50-60mph in the 25mph zone ... I tell her slow the fuck down or I'm getting out at the light (the last light b/4 the highway) ... she slows down for the light, and BAMN that was it ... speeding up the GW Parkway ... I ask her "Where we going?" ...

She says "I'm looking for a scenic viewpoint where we can sit down and cuddle" ...

I'm like "Yo Cocoa Puffs, you just screamed past 3 of them at 100+ mph" ... then she starts yellin' at me about how she feels disrespected b/c I didn't want to go to dinner ... serious Glenn Close action ...

I'm still here, so you know the night ended safely [img]smile.gif[/img]

DR

[Rainless]

I have this one fucker that just shows up when he thinks he can, calls me private and then trys to post were I post. Sick Bastid!!!

[beaniboy67]

[img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

awe man richie and jamie lmfaooooooooo.

hey man i dated this girl for 3 weeks one time and she freaked at me one day cryin and shit acting like a phyco for no reason.

i asked her to take me home and told her that i didnt think we were right together.

she freaked more man. started gettin all nutty on me , tellin me i was a bastard and i used her. making me out to be the bad guy.i felt kinda scared of her tho, she was a tad crazy man.

then she turned from miss hater to miss i just wanan fuk u please. ishe was like ,i will accept that and be happy as long as u just have sex with me. i was like oh o. shestarted textin me sendin me emails then when i denied her she turned crazy again sayin i was sleepin with girls she new and stuff.

very freaked out girl.

she also used to tell me how she had fantasies about sex with 100s of men while lying on a church altar.she also couldt look anyone in the eye during sex [img]graemlins/jpshakehead.gif[/img]

she actually appeared a few weeks ago and she isa good looking girl. i nearly fucked her out of sheer horniess but decided it may be a bad idea lol [img]biggrinangel.gif[/img]

[MYOR]

DaveR that is some Vanilla Sky shyt... [img]graemlins/rofl5.gif[/img]

[KBig]

for one reason only.... I will say this... Men are inherently stronger than women and are able to hurt women easier just based on strength alone....

So because of that men make the scarier psycho.

[dj c-los]

when men get wrapped up we may threaten with physical violence and can go for the physcal abuse.

women, on the otherhand, are sneaky and crazy. they break car windows, prank call, and cause all kinds of drama with family and friends. They attack the male in personal ways.

IMO

a girl once threw a flower pot at my car window while i was driving away. she was craaaaazy.
Layin the pipe right can cause this kind of drama ;)

[DaveR]

Originally posted by MYOR:
DaveR that is some Vanilla Sky shyt... [img]graemlins/rofl5.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] ...

[dj c-los]

Originally posted by DaveR:
WOMEN ... I got mucho, much, many stories ... [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] ...

Most recently, this woman asks me to dinner - I say "Na, tonight I gotta prepare for this upcoming wknd gig, but she's welcome to roll through my crib later for drinks" ...

She's pissed, and tells me she'll just go to dinner with some other dud....
She says "I'm looking for a scenic viewpoint where we can sit down and cuddle" ...

I'm like "Yo Cocoa Puffs, you just screamed past 3 of them at 100+ mph" ... then she starts yellin' at me about how she feels disrespected b/c I didn't want to go to dinner ... serious Glenn Close action ...

I'm still here, so you know the night ended safely [img]smile.gif[/img]

DR

there must be a history between you guys if it's comin down like that.

[img]graemlins/popcorn2.gif[/img]

[kara]

Originally posted by LatinaMuse:
I have this one fucker that just shows up when he thinks he can, calls me private and then trys to post were I post. Sick Bastid!!!

HAHAHAH ijust snarfed my coffee ..

[Bill Blake]

This is really odd. Ray is usually the last one to ask STUPID QUESTIONS LIKE THIS!

[Rainless]

Originally posted by kara:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by LatinaMuse:
I have this one fucker that just shows up when he thinks he can, calls me private and then trys to post were I post. Sick Bastid!!!

HAHAHAH ijust snarfed my coffee .. </font>[/QUOTE]he is also, small and short...

Theme song...don't want know short short men! [img]graemlins/jpshakehead.gif[/img]