Calling In Sick
Employee....."I'm sorry but I can't come in today. My doctor says I
suffer from Anal Glaucoma."
Boss........"Anal Glaucoma? What's that?"
Employee...."I just can't see my ass coming to work!"
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Calling In Sick
Employee....."I'm sorry but I can't come in today. My doctor says I
suffer from Anal Glaucoma."
Boss........"Anal Glaucoma? What's that?"
Employee...."I just can't see my ass coming to work!"
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"MARINES Listen Intently for the sounds of
CHAOS, not in hopes of hearing them
but to help rid the world of them"
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ohhhhh, I liked that one! [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. ~ Winston Churchill
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls. The most massive characters are seared with scars. ~ Khalil Gibran
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[img]graemlins/acclaim.gif[/img] ;)
R-R
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"MARINES Listen Intently for the sounds of
CHAOS, not in hopes of hearing them
but to help rid the world of them"
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I shoulda used that one today... [img]graemlins/jpshakehead.gif[/img]
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haha...good one. Here's one for ya:
Did you hear the news about the new Viagra for your eyes?
Apparently, it's supposed to make you look hard. [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]
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LOL LMAO!!! thats funny.Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
haha...good one. Here's one for ya:
Did you hear the news about the new Viagra for your eyes?
Apparently, it's supposed to make you look hard. [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]
R-R
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but to help rid the world of them"
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