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    LOL...
    Females doing FBI investigations and shyt!!!! A result of some serious trifling actions of the New Millenium Playa (this is not male bashing, I got nuffin but love for a Real Man!)


    He might be a playa if....


    If he only pays in cash... or asks you to pay with your credit card and he he will give you the cash(Indication he is married and they have joint accounts)


    *this is going to be a riot!* [img]graemlins/biglaugha.gif[/img]

    [ November 08, 2004, 02:05 PM: Message edited by: KBig ]
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    I deal only in cash for other reasons. I am not married.

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    Originally posted by KBig:
    LOL...
    Females doing FBI investigations and shyt!!!! A result of some serious trifling actions of the New Millenium Playa (this is not male bashing, I got nuffin but love for a Real Man!)


    He might be a playa if....


    If he only pays in cash... or asks you to pay with your credit card and he he will give you the cash(Indication he is married and they have joint accounts)

    He might not be married and just has shit credit. RED FLAG!......JMJ :D
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    Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
    I deal only in cash for other reasons. I am not married.
    Be Quiet... go sit in the corner in the time out chair!!!! [img]graemlins/biglaugha.gif[/img]
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    Might be a playa if he pick you up in different cars! LOL
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    Originally posted by KBig:
    Might be a playa if he pick you up in different cars! LOL
    What you trying to say he borrows the cars from the girls?

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    Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by KBig:
    Might be a playa if he pick you up in different cars! LOL
    What you trying to say he borrows the cars from the girls? </font>[/QUOTE]hee hee hee....


    *happen'd to my girlfriend* He said "friends" loan him their cars!
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    Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by KBig:
    Might be a playa if he pick you up in different cars! LOL
    What you trying to say he borrows the cars from the girls? </font>[/QUOTE]i was going to add that...i knew of one househead that did that ...LOL

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    He is a playa if he calls you from different telephone numbers. When asked how come he doesn't have a cell phone, he replies I dropped it in the toilet.

    Right..............
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    Originally posted by Larissa J.:
    He is a playa if he calls you from different telephone numbers. When asked how come he doesn't have a cell phone, he replies I dropped it in the toilet.

    Right..............
    Maybe it took a shit on him so he got even......JMJ
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    He MIGHT be a playa if he says he has to run an errand at 9pm on a Sunday night!!!! [img]graemlins/grinyes.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]
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    He might be a playa if he takes you to different houses.
    "This scene travels in circles''

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    if he takes more than two showers a day he might be a playa

    if he says he likes to wear womens perfume he might be a play

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    Originally posted by MEP:
    He MIGHT be a playa if he says he has to run an errand at 9pm on a Sunday night!!!! [img]graemlins/grinyes.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]
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    He might be a playa if he calls you from a private #, at 2am trying to whisper! Talking about I don't want to wake anyone up, but you thought he lived alone. [img]graemlins/conf44.gif[/img]
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    He might be a playa if he carries an extra set of clothes in the trunk of his car.
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    Originally posted by Rainless:
    He might be a playa if he calls you from a private #, at 2am trying to whisper! Talking about I don't want to wake anyone up, but you thought he lived alone. [img]graemlins/conf44.gif[/img]
    No need to call me out like that!!......JMJ [img]AR15firing.gif[/img]
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    He might be a playa if...


    He says he doesnt "do oral" sex but accepts it from you freely LOL LOL !!!


    WTF? [img]graemlins/biglaugha.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by KBig:
    He might be a playa if...


    He says he doesnt "do oral" sex but accepts it from you freely LOL LOL !!!


    WTF? [img]graemlins/biglaugha.gif[/img]
    naw, that's just selfish.

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    Originally posted by aKiLa:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by KBig:
    He might be a playa if...


    He says he doesnt "do oral" sex but accepts it from you freely LOL LOL !!!


    WTF? [img]graemlins/biglaugha.gif[/img]
    naw, that's just selfish. </font>[/QUOTE]That too...
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