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    My now former good friend gave my # to a woman he works with cuz she was a piano player, and he thought that we might have some other things in common. So this young woman calls me and invites me over to her hgome to have a drink or two. We're sitting on the couch having some wine and watching Chapelles reruns when all of a sudden she starts playing with my beard and sideburns, (I'm very hairy these daze). She then tells me that she has to get up early in the morning for work, and proceeds to request that I perform cunnilingus on her. You don't have to ask me twice. So now I'm doing my job, and she's making the starngest sound I've ever heard. It filled the whole room. And I stopped. She SCREAMED, Don't stop until I tell you to, to which I replied with mmmf mmm skhdgfsk. A few minutes later she started to cum. This is where it got scary....She started shaking and babbling, and I swear to everything holy, the lights in the room started blinking, the tv was changing channels, and the whole room was shaking, I was scared shitless, the, she bucked up in the air and I swear she levitated for like ten seconds, and then just crashed on the ground in front of the sofa. I ain't never seen noting like that before in my life. I don't think I'll be seeing this woman again.

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    "Thanks for the quick lick, arsehole!"

    magic_juan ;)
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    Haha, where you been larry?
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    Uhhh then you don't mind if I call her ?

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    Originally posted by Magic Juan:


    "Thanks for the quick lick, arsehole!"

    magic_juan ;)
    Hahahaha
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    Originally posted by jsd540:
    Uhhh then you don't mind if I call her ?

    [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]
    Sheeeiiiitt, that's what I'm saying!!

    Hook a brotha up!!!


    But seriously, downtown on the first night is a no no no for me. I gotta check out her habits first. Spend a few days with her to make sure she washes her ass, brushes often, bathes, the whole 9. When you catch her off guard and she is still doing the cleanlyness thing, that's when you start negotiating.

    [ April 30, 2004, 09:26 AM: Message edited by: GROOVE VICTIM ]

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    I am over here dying. [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img] You brought the demon out of her.

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    Maybe she is a Succubus?
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    yo man what the heck is her number. lol:cheers: [img]graemlins/respekt.gif[/img]
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    todays lessons:

    grow a beard
    hook a brother up
    &, for the ladies - larry eats some serious pussy.
    bunny free

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    [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by Magic Juan:


    "Thanks for the quick lick, arsehole!"

    magic_juan ;)
    [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

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    Damn, this is the funniest thing I'll read all day. [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img]
    Too much...

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    man you did "cunni-what-tchamacallit" already?


    yay!

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    Originally posted by larry rauson:
    My now former good friend gave my # to a woman he works with cuz she was a piano player, and he thought that we might have some other things in common. So this young woman calls me and invites me over to her hgome to have a drink or two. We're sitting on the couch having some wine and watching Chapelles reruns when all of a sudden she starts playing with my beard and sideburns, (I'm very hairy these daze). She then tells me that she has to get up early in the morning for work, and proceeds to request that I perform cunnilingus on her. You don't have to ask me twice. So now I'm doing my job, and she's making the starngest sound I've ever heard. It filled the whole room. And I stopped. She SCREAMED, Don't stop until I tell you to, to which I replied with mmmf mmm skhdgfsk. A few minutes later she started to cum. This is where it got scary....She started shaking and babbling, and I swear to everything holy, the lights in the room started blinking, the tv was changing channels, and the whole room was shaking, I was scared shitless, the, she bucked up in the air and I swear she levitated for like ten seconds, and then just crashed on the ground in front of the sofa. I ain't never seen noting like that before in my life. I don't think I'll be seeing this woman again.

    Larry
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    Blinking lights and changing channels = one or both of you sitting on the remote. [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img]

    [ April 30, 2004, 11:05 AM: Message edited by: Fletch ]
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    Originally posted by Fletch:
    Blinking lights and changing channels = one or both of you sitting on the remote. [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img]
    HAHAHAH!!!

    Clap on! (clap clap)
    Clap off! (clap clap)
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    Originally posted by GROOVE VICTIM:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by jsd540:
    Uhhh then you don't mind if I call her ?

    [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]
    Sheeeiiiitt, that's what I'm saying!!

    Hook a brotha up!!!


    that's when you start negotiating.
    </font>[/QUOTE][img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

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    that is some funny ish!

    either she ain't cum in a really long time or you're really good.

    what did you say your number is? [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img] *jk*

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    Originally posted by Fletch:
    Blinking lights and changing channels = one or both of you sitting on the remote. [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img]
    [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img] [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img]
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    and then he woke up! yea right, dream on!! [img]graemlins/sleep2.gif[/img]
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    Well, don't give up just yet. Imagine what penetration would have been like! If you don't go back and try it, you'll always wonder what it would have been like [img]graemlins/cool_shades.gif[/img]

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    she didn't return the favor ?!

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    Originally posted by gabrielloveshouse:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Fletch:
    Blinking lights and changing channels = one or both of you sitting on the remote. [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img]
    HAHAHAH!!!

    Clap on! (clap clap)
    Clap off! (clap clap)
    The Clapper!
    </font>[/QUOTE][img]graemlins/rofl5.gif[/img]

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