My now former good friend gave my # to a woman he works with cuz she was a piano player, and he thought that we might have some other things in common. So this young woman calls me and invites me over to her hgome to have a drink or two. We're sitting on the couch having some wine and watching Chapelles reruns when all of a sudden she starts playing with my beard and sideburns, (I'm very hairy these daze). She then tells me that she has to get up early in the morning for work, and proceeds to request that I perform cunnilingus on her. You don't have to ask me twice. So now I'm doing my job, and she's making the starngest sound I've ever heard. It filled the whole room. And I stopped. She SCREAMED, Don't stop until I tell you to, to which I replied with mmmf mmm skhdgfsk. A few minutes later she started to cum. This is where it got scary....She started shaking and babbling, and I swear to everything holy, the lights in the room started blinking, the tv was changing channels, and the whole room was shaking, I was scared shitless, the, she bucked up in the air and I swear she levitated for like ten seconds, and then just crashed on the ground in front of the sofa. I ain't never seen noting like that before in my life. I don't think I'll be seeing this woman again.
Larry






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