Passover Humor

[mdpm99]

A blind man is sitting on a park bench. A Rabbi sits down beside him, and starts to eat some matzos (a flat thin rough surfaced unleavened bread eaten during the Passover). He gives a piece to the blind man. A couple of minutes later, the blind man says "Who wrote this crap?"

[djyoavb]

Originally posted by david mancuso:
matzos (a flat thin rough surfaced unleavened bread eaten during the Passover).

;)

[mdpm99]

Originally posted by djyoavb:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by david mancuso:
matzos (a flat thin rough surfaced unleavened bread eaten during the Passover).

;) </font>[/QUOTE][img]graemlins/beerchug.gif[/img]

[kara]

A British Jew is waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen. He is to kneel in front of her and recite a sentence in Latin when she taps him on the shoulders with her sword. However, when his turn comes, he panics in the excitement of the moment and forgets the Latin. Then, thinking fast, he recites the only other sentence he knows in a foreign language, which he remembers from the Passover seder:

"Ma nishtana ha layla ha zeh mi kol ha laylot."

Puzzled, Her Majesty turns to her advisor and whispers, "Why is this knight different from all other knights?"

[mdpm99]

Originally posted by kara:
A British Jew is waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen. He is to kneel in front of her and recite a sentence in Latin when she taps him on the shoulders with her sword. However, when his turn comes, he panics in the excitement of the moment and forgets the Latin. Then, thinking fast, he recites the only other sentence he knows in a foreign language, which he remembers from the Passover seder:

"Ma nishtana ha layla ha zeh mi kol ha laylot."

Puzzled, Her Majesty turns to her advisor and whispers, "Why is this knight different from all other knights?"

[img]smile.gif[/img]

[djyoavb]

Originally posted by kara:
A British Jew is waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen. He is to kneel in front of her and recite a sentence in Latin when she taps him on the shoulders with her sword. However, when his turn comes, he panics in the excitement of the moment and forgets the Latin. Then, thinking fast, he recites the only other sentence he knows in a foreign language, which he remembers from the Passover seder:

"Ma nishtana ha layla ha zeh mi kol ha laylot."

Puzzled, Her Majesty turns to her advisor and whispers, "Why is this knight different from all other knights?"

[kara]

[img]graemlins/bighug.gif[/img]

[mdpm99]

Originally posted by djyoavb:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by kara:
A British Jew is waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen. He is to kneel in front of her and recite a sentence in Latin when she taps him on the shoulders with her sword. However, when his turn comes, he panics in the excitement of the moment and forgets the Latin. Then, thinking fast, he recites the only other sentence he knows in a foreign language, which he remembers from the Passover seder:

"Ma nishtana ha layla ha zeh mi kol ha laylot."

Puzzled, Her Majesty turns to her advisor and whispers, "Why is this knight different from all other knights?"

</font>[/QUOTE]Greetings djyoavb:

Help me out here...

What do these words mean? [img]graemlins/conf44.gif[/img]

"Ma nishtana ha layla ha zeh mi kol ha laylot."

Thank you [img]smile.gif[/img]

d

[djyoavb]

[img]smile.gif[/img] happy holiday [img]graemlins/beerchug.gif[/img]

[mdpm99]

Originally posted by djyoavb:
[img]smile.gif[/img] happy holiday [img]graemlins/beerchug.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/OLA.gif[/img]

[djyoavb]

Originally posted by david mancuso:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by djyoavb:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by kara:
A British Jew is waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen. He is to kneel in front of her and recite a sentence in Latin when she taps him on the shoulders with her sword. However, when his turn comes, he panics in the excitement of the moment and forgets the Latin. Then, thinking fast, he recites the only other sentence he knows in a foreign language, which he remembers from the Passover seder:

"Ma nishtana ha layla ha zeh mi kol ha laylot."

Puzzled, Her Majesty turns to her advisor and whispers, "Why is this knight different from all other knights?"

</font>[/QUOTE]Greetings djyoavb:

Help me out here...

What do these words mean? [img]graemlins/conf44.gif[/img]

"Ma nishtana ha layla ha zeh mi kol ha laylot."

Thank you [img]smile.gif[/img]

d </font>[/QUOTE]means about what the Queen whispered but replace the Knight with Night for the hebrew mambo jambo [img]smile.gif[/img]

[mdpm99]

Originally posted by djyoavb:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by david mancuso:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by djyoavb:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by kara:
A British Jew is waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen. He is to kneel in front of her and recite a sentence in Latin when she taps him on the shoulders with her sword. However, when his turn comes, he panics in the excitement of the moment and forgets the Latin. Then, thinking fast, he recites the only other sentence he knows in a foreign language, which he remembers from the Passover seder:

"Ma nishtana ha layla ha zeh mi kol ha laylot."

Puzzled, Her Majesty turns to her advisor and whispers, "Why is this knight different from all other knights?"

</font>[/QUOTE]Greetings djyoavb:

Help me out here...

What do these words mean? [img]graemlins/conf44.gif[/img]

"Ma nishtana ha layla ha zeh mi kol ha laylot."

Thank you [img]smile.gif[/img]

d </font>[/QUOTE]means about what the Queen whispered but replace the Knight with Night for the hebrew mambo jambo [img]smile.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]knight 4 night is how I took it......thanks [img]smile.gif[/img]