Subject: Single or married?
>A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
>
>* a half-gallon of 2% milk
>* a carton of eggs
>* a quart of orange juice
>* a head of romaine lettuce
>* a 2 lb. can of coffee
>* a 1 lb. package of bacon
>
>She was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out.
>
>A drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front
>of
>the cashier.
>
>While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
>stated,
>"You must be single."
>
>The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
>intrigued
>by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked
>at
>her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about
>her
>selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital
>status.
>
>Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
>you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
>
>The drunk replied:
>
>"Cause you're ugly."
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