NARRATOR: It was Easter 2004. DEE DEE SHERIDAN decided to have the entire DHP gang over for dinner... (ST. MAGUS, JMJ, DISKOQUEEN99, MYNIA, TRINDEE, DANNY GARDNER, MAGIC JUAN, RICHIRICH, TORIN, KOZMIC GIRL, 6 23, U, MYOR and LARISSA J) It was a magnificient spread... Barbecue ribs, fried chicken, pork chops, ham, blackened catfish, fried green tomatoes, candied yams, greens, corn, mac and cheese. Little did the DHP gang know this meal was not catered but fixed three days ago BY DEE DEE's Momma. APRIL FOOL's DAY fell a little late this year... Let's watch...
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DEE DEE: Who like to say the prayer....?
DISKOQUEEN99: Bless O Lord this food {these gifts} to our use and us to thy loving service; and keep us ever mindful of the needs of others.
(She begins to speak in tongues...)
DHP GANG: (Looking baffled) AMEN...
ST. MAGUS IS THE FIRST TO TAKE BITE OFF HIS PLATE.
ST. MAGUS: Yo mamma cooked this didn't she...?
JUST THEN DEE DEE'S MOMMA ENTERS THE DINING ROOM. PAUSE.
NARRATOR: You see the expression on everyone's face... (MYNIA hair stands straight up [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img] ) They thought this meal was catered. WTF is DEE DEE'S MOMMA doing in the kitchen... This was the perfect opportunity for DHP to make amends for all the YO MAMA CAN'T COOK JOKES over the years or IT WAS A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO KEEP IT REAL.
ST. MAGUS: Awww hell fucking naw....
JMJ: When you said the grace and got to speaking in tongues I hope you didn't pray for this...
DISKOQUEEN99: What... - how come you didn't say the prayer...
JMJ: I don't have to pray before eating my momma's food - she can cook...
RICHIERICH: I am sure this is wonder meal MS. SHERIDAN... Come on y'all lets be polite... (whispering to 6 23) You got bottle of kaopectate...
6 23 PULLS OUT A PICTURE OF A BOTTLE OF KAOPECTATE. RICHIERICHIE GIVES HER A WTF LOOK.
DANNY GARDNER: I ain't gotta be polite. This ain't the RAPPER'S DELIGHT and I don't have to think of a lie not to eat this bullshit..
TRINDEE pulls out a fat ass bag of weed...
TRINDEE: I am going to need something to make me hungry before eating this shit...
MYNIA: I'M FULL....
DEE DEE PULLS OUT A SMALL HAND GUN...
DEE DEE SHERIDAN: Sit your tangled weave down. I am sick of y'all talking about my momma... SEE ALL Y'ALL HAD TO DO IS BE NICE AND TRY THIS SHIT. YOU THINK I EAT THIS HOT GARBAGE... NOOOOOOOO. BUT I DO TO PUT A SMILE ON MY MOMMA'S FACE, BUT SINCE YOU WANT TALK SHIT IN MY HOUSE, WHERE I LIVE Y'ALL GOT EAT EVERY MUTHAFUCKN CRUMB ON THAT PLATE. ITS PAY BACK BEOYTCHES....CUFF'EM MOMMA... I AM GOING TO FORCE THIS SHIT DOWN Y'ALL THROAT... YOU BEOYTCHES GO EAT THIS SHIT AND LOVE IT..... HAHAHAHAHAHA BEOYTCHES.... YOU LIKE THAT TORIN... I SAID BEOYTCHES... BITCHES... BAAATCHES... BAN MY ASS.... THIS IS MY HOUSE AND I LIVE HERE.... CUFF'EM MOMMA...
U: Can I take my clothes off first...
TO BE CONTINUED...
[ April 11, 2004, 10:55 AM: Message edited by: BHouse ]
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