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Thread: This is how I make my money....A patent claim...

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    1. A method for causing mo'fo's to jack; the method comprising the steps of:

    engaging at least one of an audio medium with one of a plurality of audio playback devices;

    activating at least one of the audio playback devices so as to cause play back of a song located on at least one of the audio mediums;

    manipulating aural sensory devices so as to enhance the playback of the song;

    blending another song located on another of at least one of the audio mediums prior to termination of play back of the song so as to cause continuous mo’fo’s to jack.


    Now, from a business stand point. Once I get my patent, I'll shakedown every night club, house party, or anyplace where someone hooks up music to cause mo'fo's to dance, even in yer damn basements.

    Get it?

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    These topics are also how you make me miserable.

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    Originally posted by Bill Blake:
    These topics are also how you make me miserable.
    I'm bored, can't you see?

    [ July 27, 2004, 02:53 PM: Message edited by: TAC ]
    "Do I look like I'm Irish or Scottish to you?"

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    Originally posted by TAC:
    1. A method for causing mo'fo's to jack; the method comprising the steps of:

    engaging at least one of an audio medium with one of a plurality of audio playback devices;

    activating at least one of the audio playback devices so as to cause play back of a song located on at least one of the audio mediums;

    manipulating aural sensory devices so as to enhance the playback of the song;

    blending another song located on another of at least one of the audio mediums prior to termination of play back of the song so as to cause continuous mo’fo’s to jack.


    Now, from a business stand point. Once I get my patent, I'll shakedown every night club, house party, or anyplace where someone hooks up music to cause mo'fo's to dance, even in yer damn basements.

    Get it?

    Peace
    TAC
    Can't wait to see this one in the PTO office.... [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img]

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    [img]graemlins/rofl5.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rofl5.gif[/img]
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    Patent jogging while you're at it.

    I heard some guy in the grocery store talking about it and you may want to beat him to the punch!
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    zzzzzzzzzzzz

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